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  The Best One-liners for Witnesses

  by gordon d in

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  2. friends

  what have been the most effective reasons that you've given to the people that you love for why you're no longer a witness?

  considering that most dubs have the attention span of a 2 year old for anything from an a-prostate, please be consise and succint with your answers.

  just trying to plant some seeds of reasoning.... maybe in-depth discussions with those folks will come at a later time.

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  gordon d

  Hey Honesty,
  
  """I read Deuteronomy 18:20-22."""
  
  NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Newbie saying hello

  by Zed in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  wow finally...........

  a place i can come to to release the anger, fustration and hatred i feel to an organisation so clearly led by and ruled by man!!!

  just saying a big hello to everyone out there.

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  gordon d

  Well I guess Bruce Willis (Butch) was right in Pulp Fiction....
  
  If you're here... "ZED'S Dead honey.... ZED'S Dead"
  
  WELCOME to the "Real" world!
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  Check out this amazing vocalist!! (I think she is also a JW)

  by exwitless in

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  2. friends

  she has an amazing voice.

  you have to hear it for yourself.

  and while you're listening, check out the book case behind her.

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  What a shame... I think those books on the shelf are a discreet way of saying that no one will ever here this amazing young lady sing unless it's on a computer video cam or maybe to 5 toe-tapping hits on Sundays at he KH........
  
  What an amazing voice...
  What a frikin waste!
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  Breaking it to my grandparents

  by AirDuster in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so i've been deciding for the past year or so whether or not i want to stay in this religion, and i have decided that i do not.

  i plan on telling my grandparents (whom i live with) this very soon, possibly tomorrow.

  of course i can't be just like "i don't want to be a jehovah's witness anymore", but rather "i don't believe in this anymore, and here are the reasons why".

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  gordon d

  Hi Airduster...
  Welcome to the board!
  
  I assume that your grand-parents have been in the "truth" for a while... Perhaps you could discreetly help them at the same time. Have you consider not "Outing" yourself but simply asking some questions that make them think? There are several questions that no witness can answer without revealing the lies embedded in the "truth".
  
  I'll do a little searching and see if I can post some here for ya.
  
  Good Luck and go slow!
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  What was the original purpose for this forum?

  by Sam87 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just wondering what the original purpose for this forum was?

  was it for active jws?.

  anyone jw related including apostates?.

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  gordon d

  Has anyone ever seen Unclebruce or Outlaw in the same place, at the same time?.... there's something fishy going on here!
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  Jehovah's witnesses in the movies.... funny stuff!

  by gordon d in

  1. social
  2. humour

  this is a variation from the previous post: .

  "learning to substitute jw terms and phrases for real ones, for example" .

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/123548/1.ashx .

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  JW--- asking a young boy... "Would you like to go in field service with ME today, on some return visits?"
  "Say HELLO to my little friend!"
  Al Pacino...Scarface
  
  
  Eeewwww... kinda' threw-up a little in my mouth on that one!
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  You will know them by their_________?

  by The Dragon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "fruits"?

  why didn't he just say results or actions?

  why call a persons actions "fruits"?

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  gordon d

  Sorry....It doesn't make sense without the secret decoder ring
  
  Luke 8:10(NIV)
  
  He said, "The knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of God has been given to you,
  but to others I speak in parables, so that,
  " 'though seeing, they may not see;
  though hearing, they may not understand.'
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  translation question

  by XU in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is to all the people who know other languages.

  like that one dude all isolated that knows 7 languages.

  how do you say apostate in any other language?

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  gordon d

  HOLY CRAP Unclebruce!
  I really think it's time you found a job!.......... VERY nice though
  
  The closest word I could think of in Spanish is "Libre"
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  Hello.

  by mellisamouse in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hello.. .

  new here kinda................apparently i joined awhile back and never posted...............so here i am hello to all the ones i know, and how you doing?

  to all the ones i haven't met yet!.

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  gordon d

  WELCOME to the DARK SIDE!

  Take the BLUE pill and stay in wonderland...

  Take the RED pill and see how deep the rabbit hole goes!

  Tell us about yourself.
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  Gosh this is so Stupid!

  by roflcopter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so my wife just got a job at a huge company where a witness friend works.

  we only have 1 car... well my friend cant carpool with my wife to work because it would be imporoper for a man and a woman to be in the car alone.

  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr im so frustrated.

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  gordon d

  A prime example of the over-inflated ego of another one of Jehovah's "humble" servants...
  
  He probably has a bumper sticker that says, "Women WANT ME... False Religion FEARS ME!"
  
  IT IS SO MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID! I doubt any Dub would think twice if he was asked to drive your 6 year-old to school and I think recent history has shown how dangerous THAT can be.